Ordinary magic happens every single day.

  • Mom: Why aren't you doing homework?
  • Me: I want to show my teachers that they don't own me, I'm more than just a piece in their stupid school.
Via Raise a Little Hell


  • Natalie: It's just that the thing with jazz is, how do you ever know if you got it right? It's just making shit up.
  • Henry: Which is also known as the act of creation.
  • Natalie: Oh, you're one of those pretentious stoner types.
  • Henry: That's totally unfair! I'm not pretentious! And I'm definitely not classical. It's so rigid and structured. There's no room for improvisation. You have to play the notes on the page.
  • Natalie: Yes, and what did Mozart know, anyway? He should have just smoked a bowl and jammed on "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star."
  • Henry: Yeah, let's do that!
Via Oh no... You're strictly a do it yourselfer!






As you get older, you can understand Squidward’s frustration.

(Source: sheamnessy)

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(Source: edwardv)





mydarkmark:

thehollix:

luke-bryan:

leetakeuchi:

wat. Oh shit. MIND IS FUCKED.

Wait…THAT WAS THE ANSWER?! NOOOOO I FEEL LIKE A DUMBFUCK.

IT WAS SUICIDE!

WTHH! My whole life is a LIEEEE!

MY WHOLE CHILDHOOD JOKE IS BASED ON A SUICIDAL CHICKEN.

HOLY MOTHER OF MIND FUCKS

Holy. Tumblr has mind fucked me again.

omg why must all the good things be ruined! 


WHAT

WHAT?

WHAT? HOW CAN THIS BE? MY LIFE IS A LLIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!

(Source: phreakattack)


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unahistoriamejor:

“Casi Normales” (“Next To Normal”, Argentina)

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Had my first dance competition yesterday. I haven’t been onstage in front of an audience since December. Yesterday made me realize how much I miss that feeling and just being up there with some of my favorite people made me feel great. Now I need to snap back to reality.




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